Charlie Sheen as the role model of a children's movie. That's all we need in this world. Here is FoodFight!
The movie starts with a supermarket closing. So far, so good. But within a minute, the whole supermarket changes in a foodcountry, with all the brand mascots coming to life. Toy Story, but worse. Faaar worse. I'm ashamed I even compared Toy Story and this to each other.
Then we see the ''hero'' of our story: Dex the Dog-tective, voiced by Charlie Sheen. He's fighting with a... bandit mouse? On a hot-air balloon? With hamsterninjas? I think I missed that brand. So Dex defeats the mouse and saves the day for the 500th time. To celebrate that, Dex is thinking to ask his girlfriend Sunshine, to marry him. Oh, and she's voiced by Hilary Duff. No, I'm not making this up. But when the times ripe, Sunshine mysteriously dissapears, so Dex has to save the day.
The first thing that's wrong with this movie? It costs $65 million dollars and the production started in 2003. But the animation is terrible. Not just normal bad. It's horrible. Terrible. They probably spend al the 65 million dollars on getting Sheen, Duff and Christopher Lloyd (Oh, didn't I mention him) for this piece of crap. The second thing: the product-placement. This movie is nothing more than 87 minutes of advertisement for food-brands. This is like a movie you can get with a big of Cheetos.
The third thing? Food-nazis and sexual references. And not 1 or 2 sex-references. Like 20. Sigh.
Oh, the ''story'' further. Dex has to save Sunshine, a penguin dies, Dex saves Sunshine, the penguin comes back to live, Dex marries her, and they tell Dex is Jewish. Wait what? Yeah, that's FoodFight for you.
I will tell you one thing, creators. If the Playstation 1 has better animation than your movie, then you're doing something wrong. Just telling. Oh and one thing, one of the creators, Amy Donges, said this about FoodFight: The ''FoodFight'' graphics are absolutely amazing, comparable to Pixar's. It's even more real life. HAH!
By the way, here you can watch the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rpts5fEd4E
And here's a nice Tumblr page about this ''movie'': http://fuckyeahfoodfight.tumblr.com/
Be back next time for a review of Video Brinquedo's (yes, this time for real) ''The Little Cars 1''.
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