SpongeBob SquarePants: The Splinter

Ah, SpongeBob SquarePants. One of the most loved and popular modern cartoons. It has classics like ''Chocolate with Nuts'' or ''Help Wanted''. Yeah, the first 3 seasons of SpongeBob were awesome. But then, the most horrible SpongeBob season ever appeared: Season 6.

With classics like ''House Fancy'', ''The Clash of Triton'' and horrible episode ''The Splinter''. Let's review it!
The episode opens with SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs waiting for the Krusty Krab. When the restaurant opens, the first thing SpongeBob does, is what he's the best in, cooking Krabby Patties. But when his spatula is stuck in the roof, the horror of The Splinter begins.
He creates a tower of boxes, pans and glasses. When it falls down, SpongeBob got a big nasty splinter. He tries to rip it out with his spatula. And that's when Squidward comes in, and he tells if he doesn't lose its splinter, he will get fired.

Great logic, isn't it?

SpongeBob runs outside, where Patrick is in the Krusty Krab dumpster. Why? Idk. When SpongeBob tells about his problem, Patrick turns into the greatest horror in the history of SpongeBob SquarePants: Dr. Patrick. He tells SpongeBob he can help him. You know by doing what? Punching on the splinter with a hammer. We know Patrick was dumb, but this is freaking horrible. His thumb changes into a big nasty piece of dogsh*t. He tries to work with it, but of course that's impossible. When  Mr. Krabs finds out, he just pulls out the splinter. 11 minutes of horror for nothing.

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By the way:  This episode was written by Nate Cash, Sean Charmatz and Steven Banks. Remember those names for the next time.